LinkedIn Profile Roaster
A brutally funny roast of your profile — then the real fixes, once you've recovered.
- Free forever
- No signup
- Written by AI
- Instant
How it works
Describe it
Fill in a few quick fields — the more specific you are, the sharper the output.
Generate
AI writes several distinct options in a plain, human voice — no buzzwords, no filler.
Copy & refine
Grab the best one, tweak it to sound like you, and put it to work. Regenerate anytime.
Questions, answered
Is the roast mean?
It's savage but not cruel — it goes after the buzzwords, the humble-brags, and the 'passionate about synergy' clichés, not you as a person. And it ends with fixes you can actually use.
Is there anything useful in it?
Yes. Under the jokes is a real critique — the same weak spots our profile analyzer flags, just funnier. Every roast comes with straight-talk fixes.
Will you store my profile text?
No. You paste your text, it's used to generate the roast, and it isn't saved or scraped from LinkedIn.
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